Mammary tales

Boobie facts:

1) One boob is ALWAYS bigger than the other

2) One in ten MEN suffer from breast cancer

3) The bigger the boobs, the smaller your tummy appears to be

4) The bigger the boobs, the harder to shop for button down shirts in Malaysia

5) The bigger the boobs, the more safety pins you should carry (refer to point 4)

6) Cups 30-34 are the hardest to find during lingerie sales in Malaysia

7) If you have em big jugs, do not bother looking for purrrdy lingerie in local stores

8) Women can tell if other women are wearing push ups and massive padded lingerie. so don't bother

9) Throwing on a knit wear (e.g knit sweater) enhances boobies. It's all about optical illusion.